A Prayer for the Stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to
kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they
may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
And help me to remember when I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me !