Everything You [didn't] Want

To Know About The Gentler Sex...

• Woman - The Chemical Analysis
• Love, love, love...
• The Dating Guide
• Weight Loss during Sex
• Some Facts about Men and Women
• How to ipress a man or a woman...
• A Perfect Day
• Revenge for sexists jokes
• Wife Warning
• Sex Laws Around The World
• The Cowboy and the Genie
• Home Economics Textbook
• In the world of romance

Science & Nature

• Oxygen - The Gas That Makes Us Who We Are
• Twinkies
• Cartoon Laws of Physics
• Writing Rules...
• Verbal Rorschach

Notes from the students life...

• The World According to some Students
• Are You Perhaps a Grad Student
• What Does Professor Really Means When he Says...
• Some General Science Lectures
• The Reasons Why God Neve Received Teneture at the University

Some [very] Angry People

• The Whole Year S**ks...
• Ever heard 'Get-A-Life' line?
• This is what I think about chain-mail!
• Just Say F**k
• You Had a Rotten Day

Unrelated Texts

• The Parachute Paradigm
• When u'r Bored, Build a UFO
• The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
• Coincidences?
• Quotable CV quotes
• Employee Performance Evaluations
• Too much of the 90's
• Thoughts Out Loud
• Trailer trash
• Latest Virus List
• The Art of Ordering a Pizza
• Things You May not Have Known
• Revised Proverbs
• Raven
• Things to Do In An Elevator
• 5 Stages of drunkenness
• Top 12 Things Not to Say to a Cop

Computer [un]related Stuff...

• Hippocatic Oath for Software Engineers
• Proper Disk Care
• Things U Learn About Computers in a Movies
• The ABC's of UNIX
• Choice in Air Travel
• The Crap Daemon
• Genesis - In the Beginning
• Where do Deleted Charatcers Go?
• The DOSFish
• The Evolution of a Programmer
• Netiquette 101: The Flame Form Letter
• The Hacker Test
• Human DNA Secrets Uncovered
• Cars for the Information Highway
• (Modified) Lightbulb Jokes
• System Problem Report Form
• The programmer's Quick Guide to the Languages
• Know Your SysAdmin
• Shell Tricks
• Un*x History
• The New Technology
• The Warning Signs of Computer Addiction
• Slightly Modified Hal9000
• Top 10 Reasons to Buy a Pentium
• 50 Ways to Confuse, Worry, or just Scare the Bejeezus out of People in the Computer Lab
• You Know You've Been on the Computer Too Long When...

Microsoft (tm), Our God...

• Bill Gates reveales his sinister plans
• M$ Windows?
• M$ Marketing Strategy
• Alice in Microsoft Land
• A Part of Windows Source Code
• The DOS 10 Commandments
• A Part of Windows Code

Murphy's Laws of Life

• Murphy's Laws on Sex
• Murphy's Laws

Famous People = Famous Quotes

• Einstein - Read some smart stuff from The Man
• Good thing nobody listened...
• Quotes [or Try Thinkink Before Speaking]